And I completed it! Found this on Snicket's page and it sounded like it would take up some time to fill out. You can tell I'm bored at work, right?



1. Would you set yourself on fire?
What kind of idiot sets themselves on fire? Now holding a body part in open flames on the other hand…

2. Hug or kiss?
Try to touch me. I dare you.

3. Have you ever been suspended from school?
No.

4. Explain what you think about abortion:
Personal choice, and not anyone’s business but whoever’s body it involves.

5. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry?
Are you kidding me? Hah! I laugh at the very idea.

6. Weekdays or weekends?
THURSDAYS! The day that Jade, Snicket and I hang out.

7. What is your favorite hair style?
Ponytail

8. Do you like to learn?
When I want to, sure.

9. Do you like cows?
Yum, tasty.

10. Do you want to have kids?
Never

11. Say something annoying:
You like, totally don’t know what you’re talking about. Girls are like, put here to cook and obey their husbands and stuff.

12. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex?
Nope.

13. Will the world end in fire or ice?
I gave up being an oracle, thanks!

14. Favorite comic strip?
Zero punctuation. It’s like a comic strip, but with sound! It doesn’t count? WORSHIP HIM ANYWAYS!

15. Last hug?
From Snickett.

16. One goal you'd like to achieve this year:
Take a martial arts class.

17. Do you sleep naked?
Fuck no! If I could sleep fully clothed including shoes, I would.

18. Have you ever been dumped?
Yep.

19. What is your favorite word?
Heinous.

20. Sprite or 7Up?
Root Beer.

21. Would you date someone you met online?
No.

22. Who is your newest friend?
Ummm… Jade, I think.

23. Family or friends?
Friends.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
I… really don’t remember.

25. Abercrombie or Hollister?
Eww.

26. What's your family like?
…Complicated. Unpleasant, mostly.

27. Have you been on drugs?
Nope

28. Are your parents still together?
Nope.

29. Logic or art?
Both

30. How do you usually dress?
Casual. I’m a big fan of t-shirts (the ones with funny sayings) and boot cut jeans.

31. Explain what you think about dating.
Which part? And which KIND? Casual or serious?

32. Do you wear deodorant?
YES! If you do not do this you are gross.

33. McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds.

34. Do animals go to Heaven?
What Snicket said, go talk to a Christian.

35. Would you live in a different country?
Been there, done that. Not as fun as it sounds.

36. Have you ever made out with just a friend?
Nope.

37. Do you believe in the external world?
…I wish the external world didn’t believe in ME.

38. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
Neither.

39. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
Yes, I apparently show up vibrantly on gaydar. -.-;

40. Do you ever use your full name?
Nope.

41. Favorite athlete?
None.

42. Do you personally know any bums?
Nope.

43. Are you rude?
Me? Never! (and wouldn’t this be a better question to ask of someone else, ABOUT me?)

44. Can you cook?
I grill, and I can bake from the box. Does that count?

45. Have you ever been to college?
Yes. HATED it like all other school.

46. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes, I guess. They change color.

47. Would you die for your friends?
Yes. Am I the only one that finds this a “duh” statement?

48. Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Papa Johns.

49. How tall are you?
Short.

50. Do you like arcades?
Not really.

51. Day or night?
Both.

52. Do you like thunderstorms?
LOVE them!

53. How easily do you trust people?
They get put on probation, really. They get a certain amount of leniency (and rope) the first 3 months or so to see what exactly they do with it. After that, I form an opinion.

54. Do you own a car?
Yep.

55. Have you ever been asked for an autograph?
No.

56. Mom or Dad?
-.-; Neither. PLEASE.

57. Do you know how to drive stick?
…This is a very bad pun.

58. Have you ever been homeless?
Nope.

59. Abortion or adoption?
They both seem to work very nicely for people who have to make those decisions. You mean a choice? Like pro-choice? Why yes I am, thank you!

60. Do you like the band The Shins?
No.

61. Rebel or goodie-two-shoes?
I plead the 5th.

62. Do you have long or short hair?
Average/Medium length.

63. Have you ever been on a boat?
Yes. NEVER AGAIN.

64. Do you get along with your parents?
No, not really.

65. Touch or be touched?
Ick. Touch-phobic here, people!

66. Do you like cats?
Yep, I’m a big fan of animals.

67. Explain your religious beliefs:
There is NOT enough space for that. And NO ONE cares.

68. Do you wear glasses?
Yes. Hate them.

69. What's your favorite car?
It has 4 wheeels, an engine, heat/ac, AM/FM radio and a CD player. Everything else is superfluous.

70. What would be the best way to die?
Quickly.

71. Hot or beautiful?
Wow, this question is… confusing to say the least. SKIP!

72. Do you brush and floss?
Again, with the question of personal hygiene. If you don’t do this, you’re gross!

73. Do you play an instrument?
I sing. Doesn’t count? Fine, I can still plunk out keys on the piano.

74. Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
HAH! Ummm… no. I like to fly under the radar, see? It usually causes less problems for me later.

75. What's your favorite band?
Right now? 3 Days Grace.

76. Who do you want to meet?
No one really… Maybe Bryn? She seems pretty cool, and it'd make Snicket go all happy and giggly which is fun.

77. Have you ever gone rock climbing?
Yes! Love it! Y'know what's even better, though? A rock SCRAMBLE!

78. What's your favorite TV show?
NCIS.

79. Do you like having your picture taken?
HELL NO.

80. Who is the quietest person you know?
Snicket, I think? It’s hard to judge, because none of them are really quiet…

81. Emotional or physical pain?
Physical. It’s easier to handle.

82. Would you flip off the pope?
No. Again, I like to fly UNDER the radar!

83. Your first crush:
Scary, but it’s hard to think back that far. Ummm... Michael from middle school, I think.

84. Would you lie to your best friend?
It depends on the circumstances. Generally no. Fudge the truth a little? …Maybe.

85. Do you find dead people interesting?
I can honestly say no, I don’t find them interesting in the least. Aggrivating on the other hand…

86. Do you smoke?
No.

87. Who did you last talk to?
People at work.

88. Pink or blue?
Blue

89. What is your favorite male name?
Hunter

90. Have you ever written a song?
Yes.

91. Have you ever been home schooled?
No.

92. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on?
Hmm… it was probably when my mom got lost on the way to the Outer Banks. From Maryland. It was about 9 hours ONE WAY.

93. What was the last compliment you received?
From Jade on my poetry.

94. What do you do most when you're bored?
Read.

95. Are you good at impersonations?
Nope.

96. Do you get along with other people's parents?
Yes, surprisingly very well. Sometimes I even get adopted. Weird...

97. Long or short hair?
You already asked this question.

98. Snakes or rabbits?
Neither.

99. Who of your friends can tell anything to you?
All of them. Now ask which one knows the most about me.

100. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope. Under the radar = not getting caught when I DO something.

101. What are you listening to right now?
Born to Lead by Hoobastank.

102. Do you like seafood?
Yep!

103. What do you think of reality TV?
Crap.

104. How much do you weigh?
I’m average weight for my height, statistically speaking.

105. Do you like taking surveys?
Suuuuuuuuuuure.

106. Have you ever skipped school?
Yes.

107. Do you have a cell phone?
Yep.

108. What's your favorite movie?
Right now? He’s Just Not That Into You.

109. Hot or cold?
Cold.

110. What kind of music do you hate?
Rap. It’s not music! It’s speaking with rhythm.

111. What is something you know that most people don't?
That when I prophesize (something stupid) and it HAPPENS it freaks me out more than it does anyone else.

112. Do you have a boyfriend?
No.

113. Mints or chewing gum?
Orange Tic-Tacs.

114. Would you try to take over the world?
No, I leave that to Snicket and Jade. I’m just the enforcer/bodyguard type.

115. Do you drink enough water?
Probably not, but why do you CARE?

116. Last time you were really really mad?
I almost put my foot through Snicket’s locker in High School. It is now a great funny story Snicket tells our mutual friends, because it was entirely an accident that I got Snicket’s locker. And if it wasn’t for people blocking me from my REAL target, I wouldn’t have had to—you know what? Nevermind. Loooooooooong story.

117. Favorite city?
Don’t have one.

118. Pizza or pasta?
Pasta.

119. Do you own a camera phone?
Since the stores don’t carry anything that ISN’T a camera phone (unless it’s a go phone), yes.

120. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist?
No.

121. Boxers or briefs?
… again, this question is… confusing and vague. SKIP!

122. Ever run away from home?
No matter what my Mother claims, NO.

123. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.

124. Have you ever been on TV?
No.

125. Apple or Microsoft?
There’s a difference?

126. Name one person you love, and why:
::blinks:: but, but, but that’s an EMOTION thing! I plead the 5th, answering will ruin my reputation.

127. Watching or playing sports?
I’ll play a pick-up game every once in a while.

128. What do you label yourself as?
It depends.

129. Have you ever bought a car?
Yes.

130. Have you ever told someone that you loved them?
Ummm… Yes, friends.

131. Have you dated anyone you met online?
No.

132. What is one thing that annoys you?
Repeating myself. You heard me the first time.

133. Would you smoke?
…No. Again, repeating myself…

134. When you wake up, what is the first thing you think?
Usually something about wanting to go back to sleep. Then I remember what I had previously been dreaming, and then it’s “what the fuck?!”

135. What would be the worst way to die?
Slowly. Probably being burned at the stake. The flames were never hot enough or high enough to kill you quickly. You either died of smoke inhalation or were cooked to death.

136. Do you have any pets?
Not at the moment.

137. Do you know how to drive a car?
…Well if I didn’t, that car I bought would be a very expensive lawn ornament, now wouldn’t it?

138. Have you ever slept on a rooftop?
No. But it sounds like fun.

139. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace?
I’m not even ON myspace. Or Facebook.

140. Where did you last go on vacation?
Outer Banks, about 6 years ago.

141. What's the most common name you know?
Megan

142. Do you believe in soul mates?
Yes.

143. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbour?
No.

144. What's your phone ringtone?
Something tinny and awful.

145. Do you get annoyed easily?
Irritated yeah, annoyed no.

146. For a guy:
SKIP!

147. What is your favorite number?
16

148. Where is your hometown?
Gaithersburg, MD

149. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something?
No. I have seen The Christmas Story too many times to be that stupid. Especially since I have 3 brothers. One of them is AWLAYS dumb enough to attempt reenactment of something they’ve seen in a movie.

150. Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes, it was a crotch-rocket and it was one of the best moments of my life.

151. Do you want to get married?
No.

152. Would you run from the police?
Laying low = under the radar = being able to squeak by even under professional scrutiny. In layman’s terms, only dumbass people run from the police (like my brothers) because they WILL chase you down and taser your ass.

153. When is your birthday?
I’m a Taurus. Figure it out

154. Do you think you're attractive?
I’m decent enough, but I clean up well.

155. Have you ever gone to a private school?
No.

156. When do you get up?
O’dark 30.

157. What was your New Year's resolution?
To not let fear hold me back.

158. Do you have a girlfriend?
No.

159. Who is the most boring person you know?
Skip.

160. Group or single dates?
Not interested.

161. What is your favorite sport to watch?
REALLY not interested. Yawn!

162. Have you ever been high?
No. I like to be in control of exactly how uninhibited I am at any one time.

163. Have you ever been in a movie?
HELL no.

164. Do you believe in life after love?
…Are you on crack? Seriously, this is a crack-tastic question.

165. Where do you live?
In hell. Fortunately my least is up in just over 30 days.

166. What is your favorite musical instrument?
To listen to? Wood-wind variety.

167. What sports do you play?
None.

168. You or your love?
Again, too vague. SKIP!

169. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possessions?
Give them away. My friends already have everything pretty much divided. Although a bunch are apparently going to fight over the books…

170. Do you have a job?
Yes.

171. Have you ever sworn?
ROFLMAO. Seriously, do I have to sing The Song?

172. Why do you like the music you do?
Because I feel a connection to it on an emotional level, you idiot. Why do YOU listen to your music?

173. Do you like sports?
Not really.

174. Do you look like your mom or your dad?
Neither, I carry all the recessive genes.

175. Are you ghetto?
No.

176. Do you like depressing music?
Ocassionally.

177. Last time you spent $100, and what for?
Horseback riding boots? Maybe? Those were over a hundred though…

178. Where is your favorite place to be?
The stable with my horse.

179. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most?
Phone.

180. Who can trust you?
If I give my word? Anyone.

181. Orange juice or apple juice?
Apple.

182. Have you ever kissed someone?
Yes.

183. Last time you saw your dad?
2 weeks ago?

184. When do you go to bed?
Early.

185. Disney or Warner Brothers?
WB. They had Buffy, which in turn had Spike. What is not to love about a snarky, intelligent badass?

186. Have you ever been in love?
Not in this lifetime.

187. Would you have plastic surgery?
Nope.

188. Do you observe Easter?
Not really.

189. Kleenex or Puffs?
Whatever’s on sale.

190. Would you give money to a hobo?
Have.

191. Do you get enough exercise?
Nope, I’m notoriously lazy.

192. Lonely or lovesick?
Neither.

193. What are you wearing right now?
Work clothes.

194. Meat or veggies?
Mostly meat, though I do like veggies.

195. Have you ever committed suicide?
This question AUTO FAILS!

196. Do you believe in love?
Well I’d be really stupid to believe in soul mates and not in LOVE wouldn’t I?

197. Can you whistle?
Nope.

198. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state?
No. They would be an awfully sad, boring individual.

199. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I’m not really a mirror person. So I really didn't look at myself and think anything.

200. If you could punch one person, who would it be?
I don’t punch because as a female I lack the upper body strength males naturally have. But you can make up for that in a fight with the correct placement of pressure and leverage.